We just got back from a quick camping trip. After Kadin had used the pit toilet he says, "Mom, there was a sign in there that said: Please do not throw any trash down the toilet. It is excellent difficult to remove. Thank you."
"Wow," I said, "did you just read that?" And I'm thinking: excellent/extremely, close enough.
"Yeah," he says, nonplussed.
"Kadin, your kindergarten teacher is going to be so impressed." (He starts kindergarten in four days.)
"Yeah," he says again confidently, "Because I know not to throw trash down the toilet."
Right. That too.